Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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