is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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