so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You're like the curious george of whores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Randomize