he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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