Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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