Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
last night I used snow as a chaser
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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