kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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