What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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