Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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