Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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