But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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