How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
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watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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