Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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