the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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