Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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