why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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