I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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