I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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