Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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