I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
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dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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