Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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