Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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