why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize