ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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