the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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