I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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