WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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