He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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