I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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