I wish i was in the wii world.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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