3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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