i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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