But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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