if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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