You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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