yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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