I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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