Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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