yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
My balls are so social today.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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