GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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