I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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