therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
vagina is talking i cant
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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