would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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