Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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