from now on my penis is your penis
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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