And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
These tits shall not be calmed
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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