wanna go halves on a baby?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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