sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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