Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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