We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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